I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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