i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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