You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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