He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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