NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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