I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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