So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Ketchup is God's man juice
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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You're like the curious george of whores
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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