I love black thongs
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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