He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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