last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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