I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
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Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
why is half of my head shaved?
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