he thought i was a dude.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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