You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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