my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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