I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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