and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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