at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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