I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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