Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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