as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
So. Much. Porn.
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