There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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