tell your sister to shave her snatch
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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