We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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