yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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