'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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