is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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