Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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