Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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