Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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