I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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