The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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