Just fell off a train. Bad.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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