May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
and you fell through a lawn chair
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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