This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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