youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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