I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
pray to the hookup gods
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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