This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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