just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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