His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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