i just wanna soil my oats bro
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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two words...techno handjob
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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