I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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