Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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