$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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