Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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