You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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