I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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