TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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