Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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