Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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