the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
a search helicopter?!
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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